5:30am WODs are less painful when the sun comes up
Dear male readers: avert your eyes. This post is very girly.
Fine, be that way. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
A few things have come in to my life recently that I MUST SHARE with you, ladies.
Let’s not talk about this. But ok YES let’s talk about it in vague terms. My crazy freak-outs may be related to PMS. I never believed in PMS until I started throwing things and wanted to drive myself off a cliff at least once a month. OK maybe not that extreme but my therapist recently raised an eyebrow in response to my freak-out descriptions as if to affirm, No, Joy, this is not normal. It’s a nerdy, adorable app and maybe we should give hormones more credit. Track that b*tch.
I wanted to buy a second set of make-up to keep at my office but make-up can get expensive! UNLESS you’ve found the ELF cosmetics line. Holy crap this stuff is amazing and only costs $1-$3 per item. Why would I lie to you about something this important? I’m currently obsessed with the lip stain. And, bonus, ELF make-up is cruelty-free.
Until somebody invents a “misting lotion” setting on shower heads this is the next best thing. Spray it on, rub it in, it’s dry in 2 seconds, get dressed! And since the bottle resembles suntan lotion you sort of feel like you’re getting ready to go to the beach. Jedi mind tricks for your day.
I just bought her album and it’s ballsy-badass-chick-music-awesome. I personally don’t pay attention to music recommendations on blogs because I’m picky and weird and snobby. But, just trust me on this one.
Last but not least, I leave you with BBQ tofu. I met a friend for dinner at City ‘O City in Denver and I want the Vermicelli salad all day every day: Mung bean noodles, pear, apple, daikon, pickled carrot, pepperoncini and baby kale, tossed in a Japanese 5- spice vinaigrette, garnished with tamari nuts
This salad made everything right in the world. Along with the indie cool kids who work at City ‘O City. Even though I wore my rad denim TOMs shoes I still can’t pull off cool-indie-kid. My big ass shoulders are a dead giveaway.
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Much love, Joy